Everyone was sure to give their opinion on the matter whether they Knew anything about it or not
The first order of business was the 401K
And how the investment menu was changing
The CFO said it was for the good
So it was approved without debate
The new inventory management software was brought up
Someone asked if it was user friendly
I.T. said it was
A motion was made to approve
The show of hands was unanimous
Then came the matter...of the proper dress for casual Friday
And the fight was on
Buzalski said Khakis and Polos were the best
Nalder wanted shorts approved
Heinikel pounded the table when T-shirts were mentioned
Hoven liked the idea of Hawaiian shirts
Coesfeld moved to forbid sports coats altogether
Scott thought flip flops went to far
Umlauf was the only one who disagreed
Kilian insisted women should still wear stockings
Hardt only spoke up when baseball hats were brought up
The meeting spilled into a second hour
Tempers flared and voices were raised
Three times a book was slammed down to bring order
A secretary was asked to have lunch catered
By the third hour nothing had been decided
At the close of business the matter was tabled for later
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