Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012

Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012
Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas at Luche Libre Taco Shop in San Diego, March 2012

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Not Trying Is The Biggest Failure

                                   Somewhere in the southern Nevada desert.

Motivational speakers 
Give each other high fives
For getting people to get off their collective asses
To come down to their seminars
Where they can sell these people
$250.00 instructional manuals on DVD or CD 
With the 

Not-so-secret
Not-so-revolutionary
Not-so-banned-by-the-Vatican
Not-so-hidden-by-the-government
Not-so-available-for-a-limited-time-only
Not-so-recently-revealed-lost-ancient-knowledge
Not-so-developed-by-NASA-for-the-US-Space-Program
Not-so-discovered-by European-researchers-in-Switzerland

Information that will change their lives

At the risk of being tracked down by a ruthless Latvian assassin who has been contracted by the aforementioned motivational speaker collective, I will now reveal the secret free of charge.

Do whatever it is that makes you happy, and start as early as you can. 

However, pursue what makes you happy in a responsible manner. The world doesn't owe you a damn thing. It is your responsibility to ensure you have enough to eat and a place to sleep.

You might have to get a second job.

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