Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012

Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012
Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas at Luche Libre Taco Shop in San Diego, March 2012

Monday, December 16, 2013

Blighted Affections And Blackberry Tea


           The drunken leprechaun wearing Oakley shades
                    Dodging cars while juggling hand grenades
Dancing with the blonde doing cartwheels on the highway
           With her thumb stuck out hoping for a ride
           Still wearing the dirty white dress of a jilted bride
Clears her throat gargling with razor blades

           She calls him her old boy romper-stomper
           He's still got a quick left he named the big bopper
When you see him comin' better set off the alarm
           Just a mention of his name is enough to utterly terrify
           Some say his father was a Nazi hiding out in Uruguay
Giving birth to him caused his mother to buy the farm

           The blonde set up shop calling herself an oracle
           She told everyone the truth, it was absolutely horrible
She was arrested, tried and convicted of predicting a false
                  Death
           Told one poor soul he'd die by the sword
           When a Samurai took a katana to his spinal cord
Fainted dead away they had to use smelling salts

          Most nights they spend calling each other crazy
          Driving around in circles in a battered old Mercedes
She cranks down the window and lets out a howl
          While he babbles on about miracles of science
          And how one day they'll breed giants
Looking lecherously at her he purrs with a low growl

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