Friday, January 31, 2014
Deranged, But Happy
Asked a man living in a flophouse if he was happy
He replied that today he was
Being as how he had slept in a warm bed last night
And took a hot shower this morning
That was all he needed to be happy
Then he proceeded to rinse his face using the cup of coffee he had purchased at 7-11
7-11 coffee, with enough creamer, is an excellent aftershave
Warm bed, hot shower. Who could disagree with that?
7-11 coffee as an aftershave? Who knew?