Irony Is Lost On Me

The DJ started playing Barry Manilow

I wanted to punch him in the nuggets

Irony is lost on me

I'm really quite a simpleton

Here to enjoy the company of friends
Your high-water pants and bright pink and green plaid shirt
May be fashionably anti-fashion
But I have not clue number one
Irony is lost on me
Do you really find it necessary to make a statement
With everything you wear, do or say?
Is it that important that everyone knows 
You're clever?
Irony is lost on me