Every once in awhile, people in bars get out of hand
Two dudes in a bar I was at the other night
Made like they were going to knuckle up
They were sitting next to each other all night
Talking about work or women or some such nonsense
The conversation seemed to have veered off course
Just after 10:00
Maybe it was politics, maybe it was religion, maybe it was sport
It could have been multilateral trade agreements for all I knew
Whatever it was, it set off a powder keg
For both of them began to raise their voices
And pretty soon they were yelling at each other
Half-drunk, slurring shouts condemning each other's opinions
Then came the more personal insults
Followed, of course, by a barrage of curses and invective
That belittled and demeaned each other's
Education, ability to function in society
And general attractiveness as a human being
It was right about then the noise of a scooted barstool
Rasped out
Alerting everyone to the fact that these two boys were getting
up
Signaling the end of the yelling phase and the start of the
shoving
They shoved each other back and forth a few times
Then one said to the other, "fcuk it, ain't got the energy for it"
And they both just sat right down and looked at each other
Grinning like madmen in a hard rain
Then they raised their beers and drained them
While the rest of us just stared.