Ol' Charles Lazier, he knew the score
63mg of caffeine will get them hooked
Years after he passed on the boys that now owned
The formula, said "Let's make a diet version"
68mg of caffeine in that one
Oh sweet caffeine,
You bitter white crystalline xanthine alkaloid
Stimulant
What you do for me
Let's me be
Frrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The most widely consumed psychoactive drug
On the planet
And I'm just one of the happy million millions
Call it a physical, call it a mental, call it a psychosomatic
Dependence
But whatever you do, don't call me when you're out
I like me some caffeine
In coffee or tea preferably
As I really don't like to drink soft drinks
Unless you have a mixer handy
Then we can be friends
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