Parkinson Had A Keen Understanding Of The Executive Mind

Everyone was sure to give their opinion on the matter whether they Knew anything about it or not

The first order of business was the 401K

And how the investment menu was changing

The CFO said it was for the good

So it was approved without debate

The new inventory management software was brought up  

              Someone asked if it was user friendly

              I.T. said it was 

              A motion was made to approve

              The show of hands was unanimous

Then came the matter...of the proper dress for casual Friday

             And the fight was on

Buzalski said Khakis and Polos were the best

             Nalder wanted shorts approved

Heinikel pounded the table when T-shirts were mentioned

            Hoven liked the idea of Hawaiian shirts

Coesfeld moved to forbid sports coats altogether  

            Scott thought flip flops went to far

Umlauf was the only one who disagreed

            Kilian insisted women should still wear stockings

Hardt only spoke up when baseball hats were brought up

The meeting spilled into a second hour

Tempers flared and voices were raised

Three times a book was slammed down to bring order

A secretary was asked to have lunch catered

By the third hour nothing had been decided

At the close of business the matter was tabled for later