Everybody's got a personal all-time favorite song
Or book, movie, show or joke
That nobody else ever gets
You may have been asked to sing along
Or prodded into listening to obscure electro disco folk
And told to wait, because here come the good bits
Possibly you've been handed a novel 800 pages long
With the claim that you'll love the emotions it will evoke
Except for the middle chapters, they'll give you fits
Here, you can borrow the DVD
It's one you really must see
The Director is really clever
The cast is first rate
This one scene you won't believe
You're sure to agree
It should have won best picture
Due to become a classic, you just wait
Did you see last night's episode?
You don't watch it? Oh, you're missing out!
It's the only thing really good on the tube
Okay, okay, so a salesman's car broke down along a country road
The farmer said he better not mess about
The only cock he wants near his daughter is in the chicken coop!
Oh come on! What have you got that's any better?
What's that? That song? No, no it's way to jangly
That book? I heard the author is derivative
I hate that actor, I couldn't bear to watch anything he's in
Seriously, that's on basic cable, how good could it be?
Man that was lame, it's tragedy plus time for good comedy
Your tastes leave a lot to be desired
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