Most of us have heard the ol' saw "Sick as a Dog." I'm looking at both of my dogs right now and they look to be the picture of health. In fact, I can't ever remember either being sick at all, ever, not even Lucy Loo after she ate half the club chair.
Me, I am as sick as...a really sick guy, somebody with the flu. Fever, coughing, running nose - that type of thing,
I have Sore Throat Spray, Non-Drowsy Cold & Flu Multi-Symptom Relief, Alcohol Free Cold & Flu Nighttime Relief...and still I feel crappy. Fast relief my ass.
I've got the flu that's been tearing through work. Everybody caught it, it was just a matter of time before I did. It appears to last about four days, so yeah, I'm really going to enjoy the Holidays this year.
Oh, and one other thing. This morning as I was returning from the gym my car slid on ice at the intersection down the street...right into a car turning left. It was a two, maybe three mile an hour kiss, no dents, just enough to scrape paint. That was a beautiful start to the day.
Man, I should have bought the alcohol-plus cold & flu relief.
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