Friday, January 31, 2014

Deranged, But Happy


Asked a man living in a flophouse if he was happy
He replied that today he was
Being as how he had slept in a warm bed last night
And took a hot shower this morning

That was all he needed to be happy

Then he proceeded to rinse his face using the cup of coffee he had purchased at 7-11

7-11 coffee, with enough creamer, is an excellent aftershave

Warm bed, hot shower. Who could disagree with that? 

7-11 coffee as an aftershave? Who knew?

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