Dull Bob Makes Good His Escape

Dull Bob thought about how he might pull off a big con
   With a devious strategy
But an unfortunate choice of big & bold tattoos
   Reveled his identity
He jacked a ride and hightailed it out of the area
Took with him a book of Freemason esoterica
He's been seen in Italy, Turkey and South America 
   In disguise, naturally

Nobody who knew him gave him much of a chance
   Of making a clean getaway
With his habit of walking into donut shops full of cops
   But this time he pulled off a miracle play
With half the money he'd swindled using guile and charm
He paid an artist to distort the ink and transform
The copy of his mugshot he'd had tattooed on his arm
   Now he lazes on the beach of Bahia Bay