An old man is visiting his home town after many years away. He is walking along the main street when he is approached by a man with a wild look in his eyes. "Tony! Tony Huntsman! It's been decades since I've seen you! How the hell have you been!"
The old man looks at the guy and says, "Wait a minute, I think..." "Oh geez," the man interjects, "You look like hell. I remember when you had all the girls falling over you - broad shoulders, head full of hair, strong chin - what the hell happened?!" "Well, look," the old man says, "I'm just..." "And what is with the way you're dressed? Dude, you used to dress sharp! Have you hit the skids? I'll tell you the truth, I barely recognized you!"
The old man draws himself up and says, "Look, let me get a word in, I'm not this Tony Huntsman guy you think I am, I'm Joe Cantrell."
"What the hell Tony," says the man, "Not only do you look completely different now, you've even changed your name!"
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