That Area Of The Brain Laughing Behind Your Back

Your brain

Is responsible for every decision

You have ever made

Every last one of them

Good, sensible decisions

Bad, irrational decisions

It would be logical to assume

That your brain being, well, you

It would have your best interest at heart

But how many times have you

Asked yourself

"What was I thinking?'

How many times have you

Said to yourself

"I must have been out of my mind?"

Your brain

Must thrive on embarrassment

And feast on regret