Saturday, February 1, 2014

The Airline Lost My Luggage Blues

                                     A nice room, except for the distinct lack of luggage...

Oh, I got me them old The airline lost my luggage blues
Yeah, them old The airline lost my luggage blues
Yeah, oh, got no luggage no how

The U.S. Airlines luggage claim agent
Told me they rerouted my bag through American
The American Airlines luggage claim agent
Done told they have no idea where my luggage been

So now I got me no socks for my feet
No T-shirts or change of underwear either
No base layer thermal shirt to keep me warm
And no Broncos polo to show I'm a believer

Got no nice sport coat for the dinner I missed
No dress shirt and perfectly coordinating dress pants
No gold toe black socks
And no comfortable dress shoes for the victory dance

Oh, I got me them old The airline lost my luggage blues
Yeah, them old The airline lost my luggage blues
Yeah, oh, got no luggage no how

Used to have a toothbrush, toothpaste and a razor
Used to have shaving cream and deodorant too
But all those are cheap and easy to replace
So those won't make me go boo-hoo

But my camera, my totally awesome
24.5 megapixel Nikon D5200 digital SLR
With the nice telephoto lens 
That calls for some serious tears (or lots and lots of beer...)

So I gotta a ticket to the NFL championship game tomorrow
But I got nothing to wear
And all those wonderful pictures I was going to take
Will have to wait for another year

Oh, I got me them old The airline lost my luggage blues
Yeah, them old The airline lost my luggage blues
Yeah, oh, got no luggage no how

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