Toss a coin into a fountain
With a wish upon your lips
Build a fire on a mountain
To appease the gods during a full lunar eclipse
Broad jump
Over bottomless cracks
Tiptoe through the garden
Leaving caterpillar tracks
Climb a ladder to the moon
When you're in need of a little more space
I saw a cow do it in a cartoon
It may take awhile, pack an overnight case
There's a rind from an orange
That's beginning to turn purple
Hang it on the door hinge
It's bound to make the milk curdle
Nice try said the salamander to the parrot
Who struggled with his wicked New England accent
Perhaps if you slur, said the inebriated ferret
It'll bring an end to this insufferable torment
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