Simply Referred To As The Most Common Risk

She liked to say she was built to be angular
She teased her hair until it looked somewhat triangular
And all the while they both were using a clever alias
In the hopes of being overlooked
By the uncultured masses
They had their passage booked
On a ship that disregarded compasses
                      He thought her look was rather mysterious
                      He thought it made her look a bit serious
                      Everything else was simply extraneous
                      Yeah, he was easily hooked
                      Worse than a fish swimming in molasses
                      His goose was overcooked
                      But he weighed the risk of his chances

And just like millions of poor, dumb souls before him

He went for it

And lost