Well, Isn't This Just A Special Little Party

Well, on the bright side it was only one firetruck, one patrol car, and one ambulance

The thing is, it just creeps up on you. One day you're 22, enjoying the nightlife of the beach area of San Diego (Pacific and Mission Beach, occasionally La Jolla), and the next you're all..."WTF! Where did my hair go!" ...or maybe, "Why are my breasts meeting at my navel?"

Relax, there's nothing to fear, it's just part of life. Though the transition from party-hardy (hearty?) teen-ish person to full-blown adult may be a bit challenging, you'll make it, just like your parents did and their parents before them.

Though without a Facebook page to remind them of how stupid they were. You think the memories of how awful you behaved as a 21-year-old are hard to deal with? Wait until you see the photographic and eyewitness evidence on Facebook - or whatever social media you choose. Heh.