The egocentric behavior, that was one thing. It was when the actions became insanely erratic that the alarms started to go off. The one person he had been depending on to remain consistently full of them self had suddenly taken a turn for the altruistic, and it was more than he could bear.
After a fitfull, sleepless night of thinking over what could possibly be the root cause of the sea change, he reached what he believed to be the only possible conclusion.
Aliens. Or more specifically, an Alien. Somehow, an Alien had managed to replicate his friend's entire human form and replace him with himself, only he missed one very important detail - the Alien forgot to include the friends self-important, cocksure attitude and amazing ability to piss just about everybody off. That would turn out to be the Aliens downfall.
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