There Was A Crooked Plan...

 The left leaning journalist subtly affixes blame for whatever it is that's ailing the world on the right.

The right leaning journalist subtly affixes blame for whatever it is that's ailing the world on the left.

Sometimes, neither side bothers with being subtle.

And so it goes. Left blames right, right blames left.

And there I am, in the middle, learning to despise both sides of the story.