Signs That A Bad Winter Is On The Way

Some of the better ways one can tell it's going to be a long, cold & snowy winter:

1) Prairie Dogs start stealing insulation for use in their dens

2) Your lawn starts to grow fur

3) Birds start flying south in June

4) Silk strands on ears of corn are beginning to resemble afros

5) Squirrels have been seen browsing North Face catalogs

6) The term "September Frost" is spoken before Labor day

7) Wool is the new black

8) Bigfoot and Yeti costumes are top choices for Halloween

9) Tree trunks are encircled by moss quilts

10) Canada closes at the end of August