Words To Live By (Or Is That Abide By?)

As long as you live under my roof you'll follow my rules

Who died and left you boss?

You can do whatever you want

When you're living in your own house

Close the door, I'm not paying to heat up the neighborhood

Where do you think you're going dressed like that?

How many times do I have to tell you?

This is for your own good

If you want to be treated like an adult

Then stop acting like a child

Don't speak to me in that tone of voice

Would it hurt you if you smiled?

You have so much dirt under your nails

I could grow carrots

Nobody wants to see you with your fingers

Shoved up your nostrils

Stop running around the house like a wild Indian

And don't sit so close to the television

I don't care who started it I said to stop!

Just wait until you have children of your own

Clean up your room, I'm not your maid

Don't you dare slam that door!

You don't want to eat, fine, more for the rest of us 

Go ahead and pout, we'll throw a parade

You want to run away? I'll help you pack

If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?

I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on

I can't believe what you kids put me through

Get in here! I'm not going to tell you again

Quiet down! Are you entertaining the whole neighborhood?

That's what you get when you assume

Why do you have to be such a pain?