As long as you live under my roof you'll follow my rules
Who died and left you boss?
You can do whatever you want
When you're living in your own house
Close the door, I'm not paying to heat up the neighborhood
Where do you think you're going dressed like that?
How many times do I have to tell you?
This is for your own good
If you want to be treated like an adult
Then stop acting like a child
Don't speak to me in that tone of voice
Would it hurt you if you smiled?
You have so much dirt under your nails
I could grow carrots
Nobody wants to see you with your fingers
Shoved up your nostrils
Stop running around the house like a wild Indian
And don't sit so close to the television
I don't care who started it I said to stop!
Just wait until you have children of your own
Clean up your room, I'm not your maid
Don't you dare slam that door!
You don't want to eat, fine, more for the rest of us
Go ahead and pout, we'll throw a parade
You want to run away? I'll help you pack
If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on
I can't believe what you kids put me through
Get in here! I'm not going to tell you again
Quiet down! Are you entertaining the whole neighborhood?
That's what you get when you assume
Why do you have to be such a pain?
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