Saturday, November 3, 2012

The Man Who Whined Too Much

Along I-15 in Nevada, northeast of Las Vegas

Old Lewis Paine
Never failed to complain 
About every little ill and woe

If he had a slight cough 
Or stubbed his big toe
He was always sure to let 
Each and every person know

His crying and whining 
Every night and every day
Finally drove family and friends away

And when the hour finally arrived 
That he really, truly felt 
Like he was actually going to die

There was no one left to hear him say good bye



            
            
            




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