There I was just minding my own business at the gym when a guy I recognized but didn't really know came over and sat down on the bench right next to the one I was using.
"Hey", he said, in a manner that suggested an invitation to conversation, desired or not. "What do you think of the action on Wall Street yesterday?"
I turned to him and shrugged my shoulders and said, "Well, you know what they say, millions are made by people who buy when the blood is running in the streets."
He chuckled a little and said, "Yeah, I've heard that, don't know if that's true or not because I don't have the money to gamble like that, but what do you think about how the Chinese are bringing down the value of Tesla stock?"
I took a few seconds to reply to that because I really had no idea what he was talking about and my eventual reply was just that: "What are you talking about?"
"The Chinese man, the Chinese government, they've spent the past three years working to bring down Musk and it looks like their plan is working. It's so they can corner the electric car market worldwide."
Though I didn't want to be drawn into the conversation I said, "Can't say I've heard anything like that at all - where did you pick up that info?"
He raised his eyebrows as if it was a shock that I had not heard about the nefarious doings of the Chinese government and then he said, "Yeah, a lot of people haven't heard about it because there is a huge cover-up going on - the Chinese and Korean hackers attack any websites that mention it and have targeted just about every individual social media user who has posted anything at all about it. Some of my friends have been hacked man, so I know it's happening."
I looked at him and with just a touch of skepticism asked, "Have you yourself posted anything about it on Facebook or whatever and then been hacked?"
His reply was something like, "Oh hell no man, I'm not stupid enough to post anything that's going to get me targeted. Only way I'll discuss it is person-to-person, you know, with people I can trust"
"Well thanks for telling me, appreciate that. I'll have to look into it." I said this as I got up off the bench to head over to another station.
"Be careful buddy, this thing is real, don't treat it like a joke - it's real real." He said that with an uncomfortable amount of seriousness as he walked away.
So, here it is, my lazy research into the Elon Musk is being targeted by the Chinese government conspiracy dealio - I'm writing this and posting it to see if I get hacked.
Should be a fun wait.
I'll let you know how it turns out.