Everything's The Same As It's Never Been

I've been washing my hair with Pinesol

Brushing my teeth with Purell

The whole damn house smells like Lysol

It's a germ-killin' free for all

Frenetic, hectic, antiseptic 

Making me want to scream

I'm quarantined 
Due to Covid-19

Gotta wipe everything down

With Nitroglycerin

Maintaining a six foot perimeter

Spent good money on a Telehydrobarometer

Absolute necessity for accurate temperature

Standing in line to buy liqueur

Frenetic, hectic, antiseptic

Watching reruns on channel thirteen

I'm quarantined 
due to Covid-19

The government has imposed a clampdown

Teaching everyone what it means to be clean