Ohioans know that getting your pet fish drunk
Will probably get you thrown in the clink
It's best to think twice and again before you offer up that drink
Similarly, most Canadians are well aware
That painting your front door deep purple is a crime
It may not get you prison but you'll probably pay a fine
If you're not wearing underwear when you leave your house in Thailand
Be ready to be made poorer by quite a few hundred Baht
Though if you're wearing trousers it's probably difficult to get caught
Apartment dwellers in Switzerland learn to carefully time their poops
500 hundred years of neutrality doesn't mean they won't call the police
As flushing a toilet after 10 pm is considered disturbing the peace
While in Venice it is wise to be aware
That the feeding of pigeons is never, ever encouraged
The fines are stiff enough that even the celebrities in PeTA are discouraged
Not everyone in the world is a fan of funnyman Jerry Lewis
But in Cannes, France the residents still revere him as a comic genius
And wearing a mask that mocks his appearance is an offense fairly serious
In Italy where fashion is king there is no law against polyester
Unless you are obese and you're caught in a suit made of that
They'll charge you with public indecency (I wonder if that includes a wrinkle-free hat)
It's difficult to imagine how the Chinese enforce this
But being as how the policy in place is one child per couple
If you're born a twin how do they decide which one's the criminal double?
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