The cat is trying to make like it has a decent alibi
For the hours between ten and four
The facts though, remain unimpeachable
Little bits of today's news cover the floor
It must be assumed the dog didn't partake
In this little bit of vandalism
For the Kibbles & Bits and other doggy treats
Were untouched by this act of terrorism
No matter where I looked, all over the room
The shredded remains of the paper lay
The sports, the comics, the editorial opinions
All terribly slain like some helpless prey
With one wary eye open the guilty party
Wakes up from his innocent nap
He stretches and then struts over to throw
Himself on the mercy of the court's lap
He stretches and then struts over to throw
Himself on the mercy of the court's lap
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