Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012

Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012
Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas at Luche Libre Taco Shop in San Diego, March 2012

Monday, November 9, 2026

Hallucinations & Delusions Interfering With Introspective Thoughts

   The man with the regrettable mustache lay quietly though wide awake in his bed. He stared at the ceiling, which had been meticulously painted to resemble the Cosmati Pavement mosaic in Westminster Abbey. 

   He had worked on the painting for almost two full years, and every morning upon awakening he had lain in his bed and reread the Latin inscription that had been inlaid in brass lettering along three sides of the mosaic when it was constructed in the 13th century.

   The brass letters that made up the inscription were no longer extant to the mosaic as most of the brass had deteriorated due to wear & tear - foot traffic being the main culprit. However, the inscription had been dutifully recorded in the 15th century by a chronicler named John Flete 

   In the year of Christ one thousand two hundred and twelve plus sixty minus four, the third King Henry, the city, Odoricus and the Abbot put these porphyry stones together.
   If the reader wisely considers all that is laid down, he will find here the end of the primum mobile; a hedge (lives for) three years, add dogs and horses and men, stags and ravens, eagles, enormous whales, the world: each one following triples the years of the one before
   The spherical globe here shows the archetypal macrocosm     

   The painting was formidable, especially when one considers he used a postcard featuring the mosaic as his only guide. 

   The postcard had been sent to him by the Countess Beatrix from her home in London. He had never seen the mosaic in person, as that would require leaving the home he had built specifically so he would never have to venture out into the world ever again.

   The house had been designed so that his bedroom was the axis of the floor plan. The four corners of the innermost square of the mosaic were aligned with the four primary directions, just as they had been in Westminster Abbey. 

   This allowed the man to feel as if he was waking in the center of the world every morning, even though his bedroom itself, inspired by Kubrick's 2001 ASO bedroom at the end of the film (without the Rococo paintings though, as he despised Rococo paintings) was rectangular. 

   The mosaic being square and the room being rectangular was deliberate, as that was how the man was able to forgo placing the Latin inscriptions as they were originally placed in the mosaic, inset as three lines of script along the borders, and instead into a single paragraph painted directly above the head of his bed.

  The man had reproduced the Latin inscription verbatim in large letters in the 24' 10" X 5' 2" rectangle that completed the 24' 10" X 30' 0" rectangle that was the ceiling of the bedroom.

   The inscription listed the then King of England as well as the head of the craftsmen who made the mosaic, the date of its creation, and, in a simple riddle, the lifespan of the world.

  19,683 years was the answer to the riddle. From the date of the worlds creation until the last time the sun would rise on any terran horizon would be 19,683 years.

  Which, the man calculated, meant there were 14,657 years left for mankind to get differences sorted and come to terms with the fragility of existence.

         

Sunday, November 8, 2026

The Price Of Being Nice

   She asked him if he could help her move some patio furniture from her deck to the storage shed as the weather was predicted to turn from fairly comfortable mid-Autumn to fairly uncomfortable early-Winter within the next week.

   So he did. It took all of a half hour, and most of that half hour was spent rearranging what had been put into the storage shed during the previous Spring and Summer to accommodate the storing of the pieces of patio furniture.

   When all was said and done she politely asked if she could at least buy him lunch for the help, and he just as politely declined, stating that it was no bother and besides, he had to get going to an appointment he had across town.

   She replied with, "You are so nice I could marry you" as he walked back to his house.

   He was floored by that comment. All he had done was altruistically donate a half hour of his time and energy to help a neighbor with a small chore and she returns the favor by threatening to destroy his entire life.