Proposed Introductory Paragraph To A Biography Of Welsh Poet Tomas Prys

   Desperately climbing through the cold molasses lava flowing down a mountain of hot sake soaked mashed potatoes while disjointedly trying to remove the custom-fitted lavender and phthalocyanine blue straightjacket before the inverted 13-hour clock ticks off the final seconds remaining until the reprimanding Commander of the Duke's 15th regiment of disreputable adjutant-dragoons alerts the sleeping generalissimo's dog who would, no doubt, bring his escape to the attention of the Yeoman of the privy sanitation engineers, and that would just not be good.

   The above is, of course, a somewhat inventive description of the good man's retreat from the society of brigadoons and buccaneers and retirement with his second wife (the good woman Jane, a daughter of the Gwynns of Berth-ddu and Bodysgallen) to a life of peace and relaxation raising their ten children in an abandoned monastery.