Nope, Can't Honestly Say I've Been Missing You

I must confess that I haven't been meaning to write or call

As that would really make a mockery of all the energy and effort 

                                             I put into wishing I'd never met you at all

No, can't say I've missed your brother or your parents

Though there may a part of me that will always miss your dog

                                             He never seemed to tire of my appearance

When you told me that it wasn't really working out for you

I took that to mean it was time for me to embrace the opportunity

                                             To spend my time alone or with someone new  

It took a minute, but I realised you were right (as always)

And there was no point in me wasting anymore of my time

                                              Apologizing for causing you to stray

So, yeah, go back to that special man you said was the light of your life

Time heals all wounds and for that I don't think it's possible to be more grateful

                                              And who knows, this time he really might leave his 

Wife