I See Hawks In Lakewood*

 

 That is a big ol' hawk perched atop that pine, most likely a Red Tailed Hawk, which are fairly common throughout Colorado. While the tail feathers are not visible, the dark belly band is, which is indicative of a Red Tailed Hawk. 

Majestic bird, eh?

*All apologies to the Alternative Country/Americana band I See Hawks In L.A.

What The Fat Old Man Observed

              

All the kids running down the halls

               Screamin'

                           Six! Seveeeen!

          Labubu dolls dangling 

                             From belt loops

                      Gotta be different

          To fit in with the group

The coolest dude in the ninth grade 

       Trying hard to grow a Benson Boone 'stache

                 Leanin' into a convo 

                             With a girl sportin' a Bixie

       Glittering starbursts pasted under her eyes

She whispers to him about the clouds

       And an Italian monster that looks like an oyster

                  Ten seconds posted 

                                  To excite or shine

                   Ten seconds is all that's needed 

When things combine                                      

To melt your brain and distort time

 

2025 Christmas Houses...Better Late Than Never

This December has been busy, which means I have not had the time I had in the past to get pics of well-decorated Christmas houses as I have had previously.

Still I did get a few in, almost all of them within 6 or 7 blocks from my home.

 

Do Not Pass Go, Collect $1,000

   These signs were posted at the airport - which kinda cracked me up being as how anyone already at the airport might possibly be on their way out...but hey, $1,000 is a $1,000.

Some People Just Want Better Views Off The Back Deck

 

Some people buy homes based on the size of their budget or maybe the size of their family.

Then there are those who simply want a nice view off the back deck.

Such a shame when pesky neighbors have to horn in on the panorama.

The Christmas Tree Is, Afterall, A Tree Worth Climbing (If You're A Cat)

 

A Lovely Afternoon Spent At The Airport In Omaha

   Let's see...get to airport two hours early as advised...check.

   Flight departure delayed until 4:11...okie doke, I'll just get a few more steps in walking around the terminal.

   Terminal at OMA pretty small...fewer than 500 steps to make a complete circuit.

   Check the departures screen again, see if there has been any improvement in the departure time.

Uhm...nope.

The No L House In Brighton

 

   Some people like to go all Griswold during the Holidays, even people who live in small, rural communities. Caught sight of the big L lit up on the roof of this home in Brighton - thought it was a political protest at first, then my wee brain kicked in and unscrambled the message of "No L" to Noel.

Best December Yard Decor, Non Christmas Category

 

The Startling Low Price Of Gasoline

 

   Three days ago I filled up the tank of the Prius for less than I would have had to pay in 1980.

   You read that right. Not just less than I would have had to pay in 1980, but extremely less.

   In 1980 the average price of a gallon of unleaded gasoline was $1.24. 

   You might look at the photo above and say I am obviously not a math major, as that photo above clearly shows that the unleaded gasoline I put in the Prius three days ago was $1.89 a gallon.

   Well, yeah, but in 1980 minimum wage in the U.S. was $3.10 an hour, and California minimum wage matched it.

   Yes, each state can mandate its own minimum wage. Some were higher (Alaska's minimum wage in 1980 was $3.60) and some were lower (Georgia's minimum wage in 1980 was $1.25).

   Minimum wage was pretty much what I was earning back then, so to fill up the 9.5 gallon tank of the Prius back then I would have had to spend $11.78. Since an 8 hour work day at $3.10 an hour only earned $24.80 (before taxes!), that means I would have had to work for about five hours (after taxes) to earn enough to fill up the tank.

   U.S. National minimum wage is currently $7.25 an hour, but here in Colorado (my current state of residence - moved out of Cali a long time ago, only crazy people live there) current minimum wage is $14.81 an hour (yes, I earn a bit more than minimum wage, but this argument is based on minimum wage, so there you go). 

   Since filling up the tank of the Prius @ 1.89 a gallon only cost $17.96, at current Colorado minimum wage that means it would only take an hour and a half (after taxes!) to earn enough to fill up the Prius.

   Which means that 45 years after I first started driving, gas is now slightly less than half the price it was back then.

   Now, if we could only get that magical price decreasing formula applied to food, housing and medical care, life would be all rainbows and butterflies.

  BTW, for those interested, the state with highest current minimum hourly wage is Washington @ $16.66, though there are communities in the state of Washington that have a higher minimum hourly wage, such as Burien, which has a $21.16 minimum hourly wage (large employers only). The state with the lowest minimum hourly wage? Technically, Georgia & Wyoming are tied at $5.15, but both of those states default to the National minimum wage of $7.25 (as do all states that set current minimum wage below the National minimum wage).

  

  

The Cat That Crashed In The Garage

 A couple of days ago, right when the temperature started to drop into the low thirties, a cat with unique markings wandered into the garage and parked itself.

I did not recognize the cat as being one of the several in the neighborhood I know, and as it was shivering and looking a bit dodgy, my obvious course of action was to allow it to stay and provide a little food.

The cat is a little shy - most likely a bit frightened, and while it appears healthy there appears to be a little bit of damage to his nose, as if it has been attacked recently.

The markings are unique enough (as seen, he has a large exclamation point and a comma on his back), that whoever owns this cat would immediately recognize them.

The cat appears to be 8 or 9 months old, and is very docile, and does not object to being picked up. I'm going to make some "Hey, Looking For Me?" flyers and post them around the neighborhood. Someone has to be missing this cat.

If no one claims him, well then, looks like I have two cats for Christmas.

Early Entry, Best Christmas House 2025

 

     The only thing that could make this display better was if they had Yukon Cornelius in there