Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012

Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas San Diego, Ca. March 2012
Eddie Arana, Rick Thibodeau, & Chris Bakunas at Luche Libre Taco Shop in San Diego, March 2012

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Hey! Let's Have Breakfast In Boulder!


     See that little city at the foot of the Rockies? That is glorious Boulder, Colorado

The little more than 25 square miles that is known as Boulder, Colorado is about an hours drive from my place. Nine or ten times a year I manage to find an excuse to make the trip, usually on business. Occasionally though, it's just to poke around and see what's new and interesting in Boulder.

       The Village Coffee Shop. You are lucky indeed if you manage to stumble across this place.

Any visit to Boulder must include breakfast at the Village Coffee Shop. Absolutely must. No questions. 

The place can boast not only the best cheap breakfast in Boulder (big ol' perfectly cooked sausage and cheese omelet, large serving of hash browns, toast, and coffee - for about $8.00! Sweet), but also a few of the better rules and regulations in the Peoples Republic of Boulder - specifically, the posted notice that not only are shoes and shirts required, but customers must be bathed and wearing deodorant.

Try the sausage and cheese omelet - and sit at the counter to watch the Chefs work their magic

Truth in advertising

The restaurant is small, and there may be times when you have to wait for a table, but it is worth every minute you invest. The food is great, but the real appeal is the lack of pretension  It's a diner, serves up breakfast and lunch, and doesn't bend you over for the meal. Awesome.

Be sure to buy an Andes mint or two as you leave.

                               Just in case you're working on your orienteering merit badge, start here.

Once you are out and about in Boulder you will find there is quite a bit packed into the town. Numerous museums and parks are scattered about, as well as some very interesting characters.

Boulder is not all burnt-out Hippies and lost souls as is rumored - it is actually a very diverse community though you have to gouge, not scratch, the surface to see it. It's a rich town, and a college town, so on the surface it looks like...a rich college town.


                                  The Pearl Street Mall...yes, mall.

Once you get past the rich (average median household income: Just about $114,000, which makes the average Boulder household a litttle richer than 88% of all US households) and college (approximately 35% of the residents of Boulder are college students), Boulder is just like any other small to mid-sized American city. 


Average that is except for the Pearl Street Mall, a purpose-built commercial center that was brought to life in 1977 as a four-block stretch of stores, galleries, bars and restaurants that is touted as being downtown Boulder.


The Pearl Street Mall is known for the wide range of boutiques that carry everything the budding young hipster could want - Patagonia, Volcom, Starbucks, the Cheesecake Factory - it's a virtual Hot Topic for the kids who made it past the suicidal Goth stage of teenage rebellion. 

The mall is also known for the vast array of talent that seeks to earn a living entertaining tourists - musicians, jugglers, Henna (Or Mehndi for you purists) tattoo artists, and of course "free spirits" just asking for spare change...in exchange for being free spirits I guess. 



The Pearl Street Mall concept has been duplicated in many cities, not only in the US, but throughout the world. Which, if you have a bit of travel under your belt, is decidedly ironic.


There are myriad ways to spend your leisure time in Boulder - whether it's a card sharp with a card trick,


Or a charlatan with a confidence trick, you'll find it on the Pearl Street Mall


Boulder has an architectural theme of sorts, not so much in the style of the buildings as in the materials used - lots of fieldstone and red, Spanish-style tiled roofs, most prominently in the buildings at CU.

The Boulder County Courthouse, designed in the early 1930's by local architect Glen Huntington in the classic Art Deco style and built in 1933, was renovated in 1998 and is a prominent feature of the Pearl Street Mall.

The Pearl Street Mall is also home to a number of artworks  - conventional and not so conventional sculptures abound!


             Ah, good ol' ordinary-things-made-large art. At least the kiddies get to play on these.


The Pearl Street Mall is very kid friendly - as long as they are well behaved - no climbing on anything (except the small creatures made large in the sandbox), and color between the lines (or at least not on the actual mall).

Buddy, can you spare a toke?

The Pearl Street Mall is a favorite place for Boulder's large homeless population to congregate. For years Boulder has been known for it's propensity to indulge the homeless, almost to the point of seeming to regard them as town pets.



Homeless and tired? Feel free to make use of the area in front of the Boulder Municipal Building or the Amphitheater. Catch a few Z's, revitalize the body for another hard day of nothing doin'.


While Boulder is well-known for it's indulgent attitudes, there is a caveat, and that caveat is the hours in-which the indulging is done. During the day you are free to be the person you wish to be, but between 11 at night and 5 in the morning you'll have to find another place other than a Boulder public park or facility to do it, since the city decided in January of 2012 to close the parks during those hours.  

The distinctive fieldstone and red-tiled roofs of the CU campus

As mentioned, Boulder is a college town. Most people think of Colorado University at Boulder when the college bit is brought up.


After all, CU Boulder (really? CU Boulder? Couldn't go with the much more pragmatic University of Colorado at Boulder? UCB a bit too common? - Seriously?), has the lions share of the college students with almost 33,000.


However, CU is not the only college in Boulder. Naropa University, one of two accredited Buddhists University's in the US, is located in Boulder. 

Naropa was actually the first Buddhist college in the US, and    
offers a BA in Buddhist Studies, as well as degree programs in art and psychology.

Not to mention being home to the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics. You can get an MFA there in creative writing...which, if you know anything about Jack Kerouac, would probably have given him a seizure.

The Boulder City Library in all it's fieldstone glory

When you consider that 18 astronauts and 11 noble laureates have been affiliated with CU Boulder, and the fact that there are a ton of Internet and computer centered companies headquartered in and around Boulder, not to mention a boatload of US government research labs, it is a bit quizzical that something as...decidedly less-than-scientific in it's educational approach...exists in Boulder. 


Of course, that could be attributed to the environment. Boulder is a natural wonder, or at least the surrounding area is. Easy to get lost in all that beauty and start thinking life is all butterflies, unicorns, and rainbows.

The town is bi-sected by Boulder Creek, and the few miles of the creek that run through the heart of the town have been tamed a bit to minimize damage from flooding, but the possibility of flash floods still exists, and warning signs are posted everywhere.

Dragonfly/Giraffe by John King

Boulder International Peace Garden

Along both banks of the creek the town has built parks, replete with gardens and requisite sculpture. In 1990, a peace garden was built...a single four-sided post with two plaques of verbiage in a some language or another on each face of the post (not English though - the second-most common language on the planet certainly does not belong on a peace post). 


Fishing is allowed along the banks of Boulder Creek, BTW - but catch and release only! Live bait is not permitted either, just artificial flies and lures. That is why businesses such as Rocky Mountain Anglers on Arapahoe stay open (with great mural work by Rem Robinson to help drive traffic).


While certainly a town with it's eyes on the future, Boulder definitely values it's past.  Many of the older buildings in town have been re-purposed - the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art (which was closed the day I was in town - bastards) is housed in the old City Storage & Transfer Building that was built in 1906 (which is also now a city landmark).

Nanu, nanu...the Mork & Mindy house...which even has a plaque stating such on the front porch

There are a lot of century-old Victorian and Craftsman style homes in Boulder. People around my age will remember fondly the television series Mork and Mindy and the attractive Victorian home they lived in. 

The Victorian home that was used as the exterior of their home is not too far from the Pearl Street Mall. It has been lovingly cared for by the people who own it, just like most of Boulder's older buildings.


Boulder has embraced it's architectural past quite judiciously, preserving and renovating many of the older buildings and re-purposing them without sacrificing any of the original charm.


This building is now the Boulder Shambala Center, where for $25.00 you can take an introduction to meditation class. I could be wrong but I'm thinking the golden dome/spire dealios were not part of the original design, and nor were the Namaste Prayer Flags.


While some of the older buildings have been re-purposed  some of them are being lovingly restored. This is the Hannah Barker House, one of the oldest in Boulder. Parts of it date to 1875. The plan is to restore the home to it's circa 1900 appearance.


Not all homes in Boulder are restorations, though there has been an effort by developers to build homes that blend in with the Victorian era architecture.

And of course, not all circa 1900 homes are reconditioned as part of a large public works project. Some are simply purchased by This Old House enthusiast who like to restore old homes.


Boulder even has a few buildings that have been refurbished from the inside out. This pub was a favorite of my Uncle Don's (R.I.P.), and he and I enjoyed a few Guinness's here while listening to one of the partners tell us how the interior was from a pub in Galway that was disassembled and shipped to the US where it was reassembled in Boulder. 

I don't know if that is a tall-tale or actually how they got the authentic Irish pub look and feel of the place, but whatever the case may be, the pub is must stop for any visitor, full of Irish charm and history.


Boulder does have a number of ordinary, average buildings. This is an ordinary neighborhood, one that looks pretty much like where I live in Lakewood - except the homes are all probably rentals for college kids, hence the lack of landscaping.


Of course, those types of homes are the exception, as Boulder has some serious growth management laws in place now. There hasn't been a large subdivision built in Boulder in decades. 

This town is very serious about controlling urban expansion, especially how it looks.


Those laws may go a long way towards explaining Boulders large homeless population. As the residential growth management plan currently in place (since 1976) has severely limited the construction of affordable housing (translation - there has been none). 


Which is not to say there has not been any new home construction in Boulder - it's just done one for one, meaning that you can build to replace, which has resulted in some fantastic new homes, but you can't build to increase, which has skewed supply and demand to favor the monied elite. 

Boulder does not have poor people, btw. Homeless people, sure, but not poor people. The poor live in Longmont.


The people of Boulder are known for being environmentally conscious which has resulted in a claim that there is a greater than average number of solar panels decorating the roofs of residences throughout the city. 

Doesn't look like there were more or less alternative energy efforts than what one sees in Lakewood, but in Boulder people seem to be a bit more determined to draw attention to their environmental efforts. There are quite a few signs planted in front yards touting how eco-friendly a particular home is. 


There are a lot more Namaste Prayer Flags draped in front of homes in Boulder than in most every other Colorado town, without a doubt.


In Boulder, where the median price for a home is a bit more than half a million dollars, you can pretty much ascertain the residents status by the view. If this is their view, they probably have tenure at CU and vacation in world capitals, staying in three and four star hotels.


If this is their view, where they can't actually see Boulder (and Boulder can't really see them) yet they're still in Boulder, they probably vacation at a nice beach resort in a private residence that features a full-size kitchen and a deck that is right on the water.


If this is their view - and yes, several residents of Boulder enjoy this view - then they usually vacation in their summer (or winter) home in Italy or Switzerland, and play chess with Bill Gates.

Boulder - happy, healthy, wealthy, and educated. Other than that though, meh.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Approximately Nothing

                          Taken with my new Nikon D5200 - the resolution is impressive

The morning did not have it's mind made up as to weather. It was cloudy, but it was also warm. The sky was an odd mixture of charcoal gray and Iris blue. There are some who would say that was poetic and that it meant something magical and fantastic was on the horizon.

For me, it meant I would not be able to paint. 

Since last October I have been wanting to resume painting the house. The weather, my work schedule, and the fact that I put the "Pro" in procrastination all have conspired against me.

It is fortunate that I have neighbors who understand and indulge my tendency to take a bit more time than most to get things done. Those people are grand, seriously. 

Since it did not appear that rain, hard rain anyway, was imminent, I decided this morning that I'd get the paint, brushes, tarps, ladders, etc., out and at least be ready to start painting again.

But then...the sky grew darker...and the temperature dropped. This has been a very cool spring - I believe a record low for May was set last Wednesday and Thursday. I decided not to chance getting everything out and have to deal with a sudden downpour. 

Instead, I retreated to...nothing. I did nothing all day. Sorta. I did get a few small things done, but not much - just figured out the new camera and went to the gym, did a bit of shopping, read a bit about Outlaw American Poets and tried to get the dogs to sit while I attempted to balance dog treats on their noses.

So yeah, nothing. 

Sunday, May 5, 2013

All The Things


Listening to Popular Creeps
        Because I love the sound of Replacements drumming
That musician can paint but I hate his singing
It's almost as bad as mine

In a calm, well modulated voice
        A man comes on to tell
Just who this has been brought to me by

All those things that he keeps
       Are the things that are most humbling
Like a Santa who keeps the bell ringing
Drunk on turpentine wine

As if any of us actually have a choice
       Between the illusion of heaven or hell
Nothing is real for a seasoned spy





Saturday, May 4, 2013

It's Got To Suck To Be A Clerk Sometimes


On my way home from work I stop off at King Soopers to pick up something to eat at the Deli. As I'm waiting to check out the following exchange takes place between the customer checking out in front of me and the clerk working the register:

Customer: "Why did that ring up for $1.74? The sign on the shelf had a price of $1.49!"

Clerk: "I'll have to check that - the merchandiser probably forgot to take a promo down."

Customer: "I don't care who forgot what, I'm not paying $1.74. The sign said $1.49!"

The clerk nods her head in understanding and picks up the intercom and asks for a price check. Someone who looks to be a manager starts walking towards the checkout.

Clerk (To the manager looking person): "Can you check the shelf for a promo on these? It's not coming up on the register."

Customer: "Is she calling me a liar? Those were marked at a $1.49!"

Both the clerk and the manager looking person stare at the customer in a bit of disbelief. The manager looking person clears his throat. "Ma'am, I just have to run over to the shelf to see what the promo is on these, I'll be right back."

The manager looking person takes off and the clerk and the customer stand quiet for a minute, then something must of snapped in the customers brain.

Customer: "This is total bullshit! You're accusing me of lying about the price! That man is probably throwing the sign away and is going to claim these are $1.74! I hate this stupid store! Fcuk you!"

With that, she leaves the checkout line and storms out of the store. The manager looking person is back a few seconds after the customer has made her exit.

Manager looking person: "Yeah, they are on sale for  - where'd she go?"

Clerk: "She stomped off, convinced you were going to come back and say they were $1.74."

Manager looking person; "Weird. Well, I'll put her cart in the restocks."

Me (As I walk up to the clerk): "I saw what you're up to. Don't think you can make an extra .25 cents off of me."  

The clerk was not amused.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Here's Looking At You, Rick and Ilsa...and Victor, and Louis...

Got 25 extra spoked hubs? Well then, you too can earn a nice payday from the Denver Commission on Cultural Affairs!

I have written in the past that one of the disappointing aspects about growing old is discovering just how bad some of what you really enjoyed when you were younger actually is.

For example: Disney live action movies from the '60's and '70's. They are absolutely horrid, without exception. The Boatniks? How in the h. e. double hockey sticks did that get green lit? 

That being said, one of the better aspects about growing old is discovering just how good some of what you really enjoyed when you were younger actually is. 

For example: The movie Casablanca. I watched that for the first time when I was a tyke, on XETV6, one of the independent Mexican stations that broadcast into San Diego.

XETV6 showed a lot of old movies and 1960's and '70's television shows and cartoons - it was the Nickelodeon channel before there was a Nickelodeon channel.

As an adult I have watched Casablanca with an extremely critical eye, and it has held up. To the point where I consider it the best movie ever made. The story is compelling, the dialogue is natural, and the characters are all believable.

The only flaw in the whole movie is the casting of Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund. She is just too...gorgeous. This is probably a bit sexist of me, but that role needed a grittier, less fragile actress, Bette Davis maybe. 

Oh, and the whole German army in Casablanca thing. Never happened. No German troops ever occupied Casablanca during WWII.

But other than that, it's awesome.