The Tenacity Of Tiny

The world's largest butterfly
                   Was having it out with 
The world's smallest elephant
       For the rights to the world's tastiest thin mint
       And a glass of the world's driest chardonnay
                                     Needless to say
                  The pay-per-view set new records
                         For revenue
                                
The judges were split well into the last round
                   When the butterfly started to beat his wings
Which sent the elephant down to the canvas
           Making all the gamblers embarrassingly anxious
           To see their champion on the ground
                                               Like a stray in the pound
                       The sweat flowed in rivers
                              From their brows

Then from deep inside 
                 The elephant found a last reserve
And gave his tiny trunk a mighty twirl
       He found his target, the butterfly whirled
       Until sagging to it's buttery butterfly knees
                                      Collapsing with a sigh and a wheeze
                             The fight ending with a knock out
                             By the puny pachyderm