Translation Of Greeting Responses From Friends Who Appear To Be A Little Down

Q: "Hey man, how's it going?"             Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Alright, things are okay."                Meaning: "Life kinda sucks right now."

Q: "Dude, how's it hangin'?"                Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Not bad, can't complain."               Meaning: "Shite storm's on the horizon."

Q: "What's up my brother?"                 Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Just chillin' like a villain."                Meaning: "Oh god, what am I doing with                                                                                       my life?"

Q: "What's crackin' Jackson?"             Meaning: "Hi."

A: "I'm doing great, thanks."                Meaning: "Can't really get worse, I hope"                                                                   

Q: "S'up broham, what's the dealio?"  Meaning: "Hi."

A: "It's all good Bubba."                       Meaning: "Man, do I need a stiff drink."                                                                                      

Q: "What's happenin' sunshine?"         Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Not much, same old same old."     Meaning: "I've abandoned all hope for                                                                                           happiness."

Q: "Hey, good to see ya', How's it?"     Meaning: "Hi."

A: "It's all good in the hood, friend."     Meaning: "Nothing is good in the hood."                                                                                         

Q: "Gooood Morning rice-a-roni!"         Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Right back atcha."                           Meaning: "Get the hell away from me."

Q: "Hey! long time no see, McGee!"     Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Good to see you too, Magoo."         Meaning: "key riste, I must have been                                                                                          horrible in another life."

Q: "What's kickin, Chicken?"                  Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Oh you know, couldn't be better."     Meaning: "It's never, ever going to get                                                                                          better. Kill me now."

Q: "What's up Buttercup?"                      Meaning: "Hi."

A: "Not much, all is as it should be."       Meaning: "What the hell did I do to                                                                                               deserve this?"