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The man, mad and delirious, was demanding a cup of banana tea
Preferably, he screamed, with a croissant prepared on a rotisserie
Slathered with royalty-free cream and cinnamon wasabi
Served with a side of kool-aid pickles and finely sliced kohlrabi
The staff, to their credit, were scrambling to find the necessary hoodoos
In order to cleanse the wasabi mixer of the previous evenings fondus
The barista carefully noted the man's name on a fiberboard cup
All the while wondering if the miscreant had the means to pay up
Suddenly, everyone's cellular phones started ringing
The cacophony oddly reminiscent of drunken Swedes singing
Hello, hello, was being shouted by the hysterical bourgeoisie
Trying hard to make a connection over the din of the shivaree
Oddly enough the man who had been mad and delirious was now calm
Standing patiently while waiting on his order with nary a qualm
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