An Invention That Needs To Be Invented

If only there was a portable action = regret level monitoring device

          Something electronic that could be worn like a watch

    A sensitive gadget

       That could instantly alert people to an impending lapse in Judgement

 Maybe a mild shock at the point of contact

                                 Nothing too severe
                                 Just a little nudge
                                 A heads up
                                 Telling you to cool it
                                 Not take that last drink
                                 Stay away from that dessert
                                 Don't wear that shirt with those pants
                                 Shut up
                                 Walk away
                                 Say no
                                 Take the battery out of the phone
                                 Lose that number
                                 Read the instructions
                                 Ask for a second, maybe third, opinion
                                                         

                                                          

To help avoid those embarrassing moments before they become fodder for conversations anytime you introduce someone new to your friends and family.

I'm just saying.