Twister Charlie & Skydiver Mike

Twister Charlie and Skydiver Mike
Were the best of friends, called each other brother
They drank and smoked and drugged together
And together they never backed down from a fight
Charlie was short & stout
A fire hydrant of a man
His forearms looked like they were wrapped in anchor rope
And his fists looked like Easter hams
Mike was a full foot taller and had a belly as a big as a keg 
His weight hid surprising speed though
As many a man learned to dread