The three-armed octopus
Was obviously losing the fight
To the crippled centipede
With the vicious double right
When in stepped a cowgirl
Wearing a girdle made of rope
Dragging along an angry goat
Disguised as a purple antelope
"Whoa Nellie," said the Harbor Master
When he saw the tiny boat
"Get that dingy outta my ocean
It has no right being afloat."
"Now wait a durn minute"
Cried Alfonso the nearly deaf
"We've been here nearly an hour
The whole time holding our collective breath."
"Yeah," chimed in Earnestine
Trying to rally the lifeless troops
"It's criminal the way you've treated us
As if we're all clueless dupes."
Jeremy, the Leprechaun
He fell asleep on a bed of glass
Tragically he wouldn't be allowed to graduate from his Sunday school class
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