A grim-faced woman walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if she could purchase a bottle of cyanide.
The Pharmacist, taking in the woman's countenance and angry tone of voice, asks what she could possibly need cyanide for.
Without a moment's hesitation she says, "I'm going to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist is understandably alarmed and exclaims, "What?! That's insane, I can't sell you cyanide so you can poison your husband! We'll both be jailed for life! That's not going to happen!
The woman calmly looks directly at the Pharmacist and removes a picture of a man and woman in bed from her purse and hands it to the Pharmacist. "That's my husband, and I believe the lady is your wife."
The Pharmacist examines the photo closely and after a minute says, "Well, this does change things. You should have told me you had a prescription in the first place."
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