After nearly two decades of marriage the couple agreed that this was the year they'd start taking separate vacations.
The husband went off by himself first - two entire weeks in a small Florida beach city with nearly every minute spent sport fishing.
The wife decided she was going to take in the Northern California wine country and off she went, two entire weeks spent sampling wines at vineyard after vineyard.
When the wife returned the first thing she did was to corner their youngest son and ask him, "Jeremy, while mommy was away did Daddy bring the cleaning lady into mommy and daddies bedroom?
"Yes he did mommy," young Jeremy replied, "Do you want to know what he did with her?"
"Come with me!" She said as she grabbed Jeremy by the arm and led him into the living room where her husband was watching the news.
"I've got the goods on you now!" She exclaimed angrily. "Jeremy, tell your mother what you saw your father doing with the cleaning lady!"
"Sure mommy," Jeremy said, "the same thing you did with the landscaper when daddy was in Florida last month."
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