Passing The Torch To Light The Latest & Greatest Fuse Yet

 At this point in time there may be someone, somewhere, sitting on the next big powder keg of controversy.

Will it be something along the lines of medical research that reveals chewing gum causes nonconformity in field mice? Will it be a geopolitical disagreement that results in a new and even more exciting twist in the commonality of mankind's ever-present need to be angry and outraged to cause enough dissension in the gun-chewing communities of the world to beget an upsurge in used-gum deposits on the sidewalks of major cities? Will it be a sudden change in the attitudes of artists and entertainers regarding the size of the average stick of chewing gum which will bring about a sea change in not only the packaging design but also the size of display racks used for chewing gum in retail outlets everywhere?

The tension is almost unbearable.