She Was Wearing Bowling Shoes And Had Breathtaking Hips

It wasn't the way she dressed that turned heads

And caused hearts to skip a beat

She looked as if she was wearing clothes

That had been left in a retirement home's lost & found

No, it wasn't the ill fitting blouse and the long pleated skirt

Nor the homemade sweater that was tied around her neck

It was those hips

Electrifying, poise-annihilating

Captivating, attention-galvanizing
Shamelessly objectifying
Libido-shaking, senses-stunning

Agonizingly bewitching

Hips