Dull & Annoyed

Sitting
Slouching

In front of a 75 inch flat screen television
Remarking aloud to no one in particular 
How sharp and clear the picture is
Hard to decide if that's truly incredible
Or if that's really terrible

Not the "remarking out loud to myself" part
The "how impressive the television screen is" part

The future is such a fantastic place to live these days
There's eleven hundred channels on my television
Not a single reason for anyone to go outside and play
Should such an invention be praised and revered
Or regarded as a transmitter of garbage and feared

Time is not slow, time is tricky fast
Before you know it this will be in the past 

Gotta get up, gotta get away from this mind-numbing device
Might still be an opportunity to get something done
Could vacuum the rug or finally take down the Christmas lights
Just not right now, gotta wait until this show is over 
It's the third episode of a multi-part four series crossover