Much More Patriotic Than You Or Me...

 Ever see a tricked out vehicle and ask yourself, "What more could be done to enhance that whip?"

Well, for starters you could church up the grill a little:

Then maybe add a double-spout beer tap to the trunk (which, naturally, you would have modified to hold two kegs) and attach a bar-be-que to the rear roof:

That's how you get everyone jelli.