Victor Needs A Puppy

Dude, you need a puppy

One that'll never stop wagging its tail

Chew the laces on your shoes when you're sittin' down

Make it hard for you to mope, take away that frown

I know life's thrown you a few fast and inside

Knocked you on your ass when you thought you had a ride

You're just going to have to dress your wounds and your pride

Rain falls on everyone gotta learn to take it in stride

Yeah, get yourself a puppy

Happy little stinker who just wants to play

Take you outta your self-indulgent misery and isolation

Make you smile like a kid on the first day of summer vacation