Monkey see, monkey didn't
Because monkey isn't a chump
Fortune favors the prepared
Who are ready when the bold get foolish
There is no such thing as good publicity
When you've been caught doing something stupid
Cleanliness is next to impossible
When you live with lazy slobs
Practice makes for impressive tryouts
Which can get you a spot as a starter
You can judge a book by its contents
Despite the best efforts of the cover artist
Two heads can lead to heated arguments
That's why paper-rock-scissors was created
Two is company, three can be a helpful distraction
When one is really a poor conversationalist
A broken clock is a waste of time
If being late is considered a serious crime
A journey of a thousand miles
Should include plenty of snacks and water
Better the devil knows you're not afraid
Of any other devil that might come your way
Early to bed and early to invest in a ground floor opportunity
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and lucky
Give a man a fish he might gripe that there's too many bones
Teach a man to fillet and he can take care of his damn bones
Great minds think
Though often not alike, so respect others opinions
Hindsight is only useful if you have a working time machine
So just shut up, get over it, and live in the now
If you snooze you'll probably wake up well rested
And able to give your all to the days undertakings
A jack of all trades
Can come in handy when you need a lot of small jobs done
Look before you leap
And maybe measure the depth of the lake
Slow and steady
Makes for an irritating drive when you're running late
The best way to a man's heart
Is through mutual affection, admiration, and respect
You can catch more flies with honey
But who the hell wants more flies
To err is human
So don't be so quick to judge
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