Absolutely Guaranteed To Discombobulate

     Some people are like sailboats
                     About to tumble over the falls
           
          
     A discriminating thinker would have put it to the test 
     Or at least asked for a demonstration of the supposed
                    Capabilities;
     But Gerald he believed the man when told it would
                    Surprise
     Even the most jaded with it's wonders and amazing
                   Possibilities.

     Everyone agreed
     That it was an amazing wonder
     That anyone believed
     The claims of a silver-tongue persuader

     Gerald tried new batteries, he even thumped the screen
     But nothing he attempted
     Would get the universal guaranteed hair replacement machine
     To keep his head foliated