A large company posts a help wanted add that requests all applicants be able to type at least 70 words a minute, be fluent in at least one foreign language, have a pleasant phone voice, and take accurate dictation.
To the surprise of the HR Director a Chocolate Lab is the first applicant to show up Monday morning. The HR director, knowing that she cannot turn away any applicant, proceeds to interview the Chocolate Lab.
After twenty minutes the HR Director is extremely impressed. "Wow, " she says, "you are very well qualified. You type 100 words a minute mistake free, your phone skills are incredible, and you are a master of the lost art of shorthand. However, being able to converse in at least one other language is essential. What foreign languages do you speak?"
"Meow," replies the Chocolate Lab.
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