A Russian General is reviewing the troops in Belarus. He approaches one fearsome looking soldier armed to the teeth with small arms, rifles, grenades - the whole lot.
He says to the soldier, "Sergeant, do you think you would be ready for battle after downing a shot of vodka?"
The well-armed Sergeant looks the General directly in the eye and replies sharply, "Yes Sir!"
"Well then", the General asks, "Do you think you would be ready for battle after downing 5 shots of vodka?"
The Sergeant again looks the General directly in the eye and says, "Of course - I'm here, aren't I?"
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